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Thank you. Your digital missive has entered our ecosystem.
Our proprietary process has been activated:
A dedicated team of senior designers has been alerted via a subtle, yet tasteful, notification. They have paused their intense scrutiny of a single pixel to briefly acknowledge your existence.
Our "Empathy Engine" is now calibrating. (It's just Jin, our lead designer, reading your brief and making a very serious face.)
You will receive an email receipt for your submitted data. It is not a bill. It is a solemn acknowledgment of a transaction of pure potential. Please check your spam folder; we have a complex relationship with algorithms.
If our brand of super totally serious problem solving resonates - a human, who has voluntarily chosen a career in font kerning, will be in touch within 48 hours.
In the meantime, we invite you to contemplate the following:
• Papyrus is the font choice of ancient aliens… and yoga studios.
• RGB is for the light of the screen. CMYK is for the darkness of our souls when the print colours don't match.
We know you probably just wanted a "quick logo," and the fact that you read this far means you're most likely our kind of person.
Thank you for your submission. May your snap-grid be ever precise.
— The Team at VSDC
